The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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whats 7+4? 74

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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- Helen Keller

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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