A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Anti Joke

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