How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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the bible

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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