Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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