When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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