What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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no rasist joks

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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