what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Bob Saget

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Face...tastes like chicken!

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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