Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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WILLY

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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