- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

drew edminstin is a rat

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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