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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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