What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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12 niqqa 12.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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