Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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An Aisian failed a test

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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