What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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