- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

. . I am a whale

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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