- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

robin, get in the car.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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