- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

your life

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

woman's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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