What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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