Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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