- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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