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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Guess what? Bananas

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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