- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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