- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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