What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

do you have a wife?

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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