- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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