a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

The EPA.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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