Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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