- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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