what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Yo mama's fat.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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