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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

live or die you decide to late time to die

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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