- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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