What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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