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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith