- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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