Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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did you stub your toe?

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Anti Joke

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