Want to hear a joke? No.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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