Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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im gay

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Good job, son.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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