Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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