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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This isn't funny.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

womens rights

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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