Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

your mum

whats up and also down? your mum

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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