- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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