Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

My wife made me a sandwich

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

Knock Knock The doors already open

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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