- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

the lemon was sweet.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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