A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Your mom.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Women's rights.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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