Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Mogok Papiti.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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