a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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