- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What can hitler cook well Steak

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Women's rights

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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