what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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homosexual

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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