Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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