Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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