Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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