- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

Oh, go away

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

I read the terms of service.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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