What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

I work at jcpenny

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Women's rights.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

im @ work, LOL.

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