yeyeyeyeye live action

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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My name is Jeff

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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WILLY

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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