- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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