What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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im not food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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