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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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