- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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