- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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okay so theres this guy.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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