What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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