Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

. . I am a whale

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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