- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A guy at a baseball game....

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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