- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Your dads dead. lol

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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