Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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