- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

women's rights

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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