- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What do you call an blank test? an F

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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