Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

A child walks into a classroom.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

why was the man sad? his wife died

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

whats chinese noodles

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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