- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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