- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

AIDS.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

do you have a wife?

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

feminists.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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