What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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