- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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