- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Shea's sty....

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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